Did You Know?
There are two types of fisherman-those who fish for sport and those who fish for food.
Fishing is the sport of drowning worms.
A bad day of fishing is better than a good day of work.
May the holes in your net be no larger than the fish in it.
Give a man a fish, and you’ll feed him foe a day; give him religion, and he’ll starve to death while praying for a fish.
Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught.
My biggest worry is that my wife (when I’m dead) will sell my fishing gear for what I paid for it.
Scholars have long known that fishing eventually turns men into philosophers. Unfortunately, it it is almost impossible to buy decent tackle on a philosopher’s salary.
Men and fish are alike. They both get into trouble when they open their mouths.
There will be days when the fishing is better than one’s most optimistic forecast, others when it is far worse. Either is a gain over just staying home.
Calling fishing a hobby is like calling brain surgery a job.
All of the LIARS among mankind, the fisherman is the most trustworthy.
Trout that doesn’t think two jumps and several runs ahead of the average fisherman is mighty apt to get fried.
Give a man a fish, and he can eat for a day. But teach a man how to fish, and he’ll be dead of mercury poisoning inside of three years.
I am not against golf, since I cannot but suspect it keeps armies of the unworthy from discovering trout.
Even if you’ve been fishing for three hours and haven’t caught a thing, except poison ivy and sunburn, you’re still better off than the worm.
Three-fourths of the earth’s surface is water, and one-forth is land. It is quite clear that the good Lord intended us to spend triple the amount of time fishing as taking care of the lawn.
Reading about baseball is a lot more interesting than reading about chess, but you have to wonder: Don’t any of these guys ever go fishing?
There is no greater fan of fly fishing than the worm.
An angler is a man who spends rainy days sitting around on the muddy banks of rivers doing nothing because his wife won’t let him do it a home.
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there would be a shortage of fishing poles.
We ask a simple question….And that is all we wish: Are fishermen all liars, or do only liars fish?
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
There he stands, draped in more equipment than a telephone lineman, trying to outwit an organism with a brain no bigger than a breadcrumb, and getting licked in the process.
The way to a fisherman’s heart is through his fly.
i love fishing! You put that line in the water and you don’t know what’s on the other end.
Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend.
There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
The charm of fishing is that it is the pursuit of what is elusive but attainable, a perpetual series of occasions for hope.