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  • There are two types of fisherman-those who fish for sport and those who fish for food.
  • Fishing is the sport of drowning worms.
  • A bad day of fishing is better than a good day of work.
  • May the holes in your net be no larger than the fish in it.
  • Give a man a fish, and you’ll feed him foe a day; give him religion, and he’ll starve to death while praying for a fish.
  • Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught.
  • My biggest worry is that my wife (when I’m dead) will sell my fishing gear for what I paid for it.
  • Scholars have long known that fishing eventually turns men into philosophers. Unfortunately, it it is almost impossible to buy decent tackle on a philosopher’s salary.
  • Men and fish are alike. They both get into trouble when they open their mouths.
  • There will be days when the fishing is better than one’s most optimistic forecast, others when it is far worse. Either is a gain over just staying home.
  • Calling fishing a hobby is like calling brain surgery a job.
  • All of the LIARS among mankind, the fisherman is the most trustworthy.
  • Trout that doesn’t think two jumps and several runs ahead of the average fisherman is mighty apt to get fried.
  • Give a man a fish, and he can eat for a day. But teach a man how to fish, and he’ll be dead of mercury poisoning inside of three years.
  • I am not against golf, since I cannot but suspect it keeps armies of the unworthy from discovering trout.
  • Even if you’ve been fishing for three hours and haven’t caught a thing, except poison ivy and sunburn, you’re still better off than the worm.
  • Three-fourths of the earth’s surface is water, and one-forth is land. It is quite clear that the good Lord intended us to spend triple the amount of time fishing as taking care of the lawn.
  • Reading about baseball is a lot more interesting than reading about chess, but you have to wonder: Don’t any of these guys ever go fishing?
  • There is no greater fan of fly fishing than the worm.
  • An angler is a man who spends rainy days sitting around on the muddy banks of rivers doing nothing because his wife won’t let him do it a home.
  • If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there would be a shortage of fishing poles.
  • We ask a simple question….And that is all we wish: Are fishermen all liars, or do only liars fish?
  • Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
  • There he stands, draped in more equipment than a telephone lineman, trying to outwit an organism with a brain no bigger than a breadcrumb, and getting licked in the process.
  • The way to a fisherman’s heart is through his fly.
  • i love fishing! You put that line in the water and you don’t know what’s on the other end.
  • Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend.
  • There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
  • The charm of fishing is that it is the pursuit of what is elusive but attainable, a perpetual series of occasions for hope.